Martial 3.87: Narrat te rumor

by Tom Gardner

Narrat te rumor, Chione, numquam esse fututam
atque nihil cunno purius esse tuo.
Tecta tamen non hac, qua debes, parte lavaris:
si pudor est, transfer subligar in faciem.

Rumour has it, Chione, that you have never been fucked
and that nothing is purer than your cunt.
Nevertheless you bathe covered not in this part, which you ought to cover:
if you have modesty, move your underwear to your face.